PRAY BEFORE YOU SLEEP

I could have listened to my parents when growing up. When they were always yapping on about how I should pray before I sleep. I guess I should have listened better because I would have prayed against getting a housemate like this…how would you wake up early in the morning, clean your face and seat down to spoil it again just to scare someone shitless. I woke up in the morning to seeing this horrible sight directly in front of me…can’t get over it till now. click link to see what he did.

NOT ALL SLAPS ARE ORDINARY

I never believed all those stories about people that will slap someone and then suddenly the person starts eating grass or some other weird stuff. Well now i believe even worse can happen. This my friend told me of how in secondary school someone he heard that this guy was making up with his babe. He went to confront this guy against all the warnings of his friends. He had heard that this guy slept with dead men in their graves (i don't believe that till now sha). Who still bothers about a babe after hearing that kind of stuff. But my guy was forming Romeo for this girl. He went to this guys house to confront him, and after five minutes of talking, this guy decided to end the argument with a slap on my guys face...well long story short, his face is still VISIBLY recovering from the slap till this very day...very HOT slap!

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NEVER TAKE MY CHANGE!

People have been getting on my nerve of late sha. Just the other day, i was heading home from a guys place. This guy has been owing me money for some while now. The neighbours told me he had travelled and wont be back till the end of the month. The crazy guy actually told me to come to his house and get the money. I have no idea what kind of play he was playing with so. Last last sha i had just 1k remaining on me so i boarded a bus back to my area. This trip was to cost me just 120 for the bus ride. I gave the conductor the 1k note and he told me he would give me change when i reach my stop. I was getting to my stop so i asked for my change and he gave me just 380 change...i told this guy that i gave him 1k and he started forming agbero for me. I kept quiet, he must have taken me for one butti guy like dat..... but after what i did to this guy, am sure if he sees me at a bus-stop, he wont bother stopping there again.

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SEE WETTIN I DO THIS GUY!

I am not a crazy kind of person o but if someone should annoy me i can change it for them. kk true story sha; i am an architect o but before i became an architect, while i was still in school, i was doing my design. I had not slept for like 4 days trying to get my job done on time for submission. Thats how this mumu boy came to my  room holding a bucket of water on his head. I had finished my design o...or at least to an extent....when i saw him, i told him not to come near my work. It was like he didn't hear me because he still came to my table to see what i was doing. As the mumu was coming, he slipped and all d water on his head went straight to my board....hehehehehe....i finished him o. I finished him. His parents came to me to ask why i did it to their son last last...it was that bad. If u think am joking, just see...

what his parents showed me.

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Skin Infection

First of all, i would like to welcome u to this blog. You know, as this is the first post, i have to drop something mind blowing.
I went to see a friend of mine some few days back and on his house gate there was this warning post. I ignored it and entered only to meet this guy looking like someone coming back from the dead after dying from a fatal skin infection. I didn't think twice to run away sha, with all this ebola vibes around.

my dear friend

before u guys start pinging your guys with this image, it was done with local materials;